If there's one thing I hate it is laundry. I hate everything about it, washing and folding.
We can thank Adam and his bright idea of letting a snake talk him into eating the apple.
From that moment forward, Adam was the creator of vanity, which in turn led to lot's of heaving petting.
Wow! Eve looks pretty hot eating that apple. Whoa what's this thing between my legs, its getting bigger.....Oh Eve!
That one little apple led to the birth of LAUNDRY! Men had to cover their peckers with fig leaves and women had to cover their bush with vegetation to keep the horny men at ease.
As time went on we became hornier and hornier until the earth was full of horny people. Finally somebody figured out how to make clothes that would cover everything. But then they realized after wearing the same leathers for years at a time was causing a decrease in population they figured out how to make fabric: that could be cleaned.
Assholes!
So here we are in modern times, as vane as ever, wearing all kinds of clothes, using all types of linens that have to be washed. This leads to rants like this when you let your laundry go for a day or two!
Laundry leads to the use of energy, natural resources, hot water, electricity, etc. You get the fucking point right?
So when Adam took a bite of that apple, he left behind the first carbon footprint. And now I'm stuck folding 2 days worth of laundry.
We can thank Adam and his bright idea of letting a snake talk him into eating the apple.
From that moment forward, Adam was the creator of vanity, which in turn led to lot's of heaving petting.
Wow! Eve looks pretty hot eating that apple. Whoa what's this thing between my legs, its getting bigger.....Oh Eve!
That one little apple led to the birth of LAUNDRY! Men had to cover their peckers with fig leaves and women had to cover their bush with vegetation to keep the horny men at ease.
As time went on we became hornier and hornier until the earth was full of horny people. Finally somebody figured out how to make clothes that would cover everything. But then they realized after wearing the same leathers for years at a time was causing a decrease in population they figured out how to make fabric: that could be cleaned.
Assholes!
So here we are in modern times, as vane as ever, wearing all kinds of clothes, using all types of linens that have to be washed. This leads to rants like this when you let your laundry go for a day or two!
Laundry leads to the use of energy, natural resources, hot water, electricity, etc. You get the fucking point right?
So when Adam took a bite of that apple, he left behind the first carbon footprint. And now I'm stuck folding 2 days worth of laundry.
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