FUNNY FAT GUYS GET THE GIRLS

In the news today...Women find funny men attractive. Really? I'm sure money was wasted on some study to prove this fact. I'm proof that funny fat guys can get gorgeous women. While some men spend hours in the gym trying to maintain a healthy image, I'm busy eating chocolate/peanutbutter Easter eggs and making new jokes.It's all about image. While you talk about how many muscles you have on your dick, I'll talk about the pack of hotdogs on the back of my neck and how I should be grunting in the gym with you. It's all good. To each his own. Last night I had some of the greatest sex and my milk duds are still twitching. The trick to those 30-0's men, dining at the Y. I've got this porn dvd we were watching one night and I couldnt help but laugh.The ever so muscular guy had his face resting on the side of porno girl's leg and he looked like he was a frog trying to catch flies. It was like an x-rated version of Fear Factor and he was eating a rancid can of tuna. The pleasure of dvd porn ~ you cant smell that nasty snatchbox he was munching on like a novice.Back to being funny...Why would women want to date a man who is so serious about everything? Seriously, they have a pill for the uptightness. I have yet to invent the pill for funny. Two nights ago I went to the gas station to purchase my sleep aid and there was a young black woman there. She said "Oh you go ahead honey." I knew she was diggin on my sacks of cheeseburger eyes.Anywho, I set my G2 on the counter and asked for a pack of Marlboros and Nyquil. Before the smart ass could say anything I whipped out a fistfull of singles and said "hope you dont mind the singles, but you look like you could use a good night at the strip club."Hodgie wasnt amused by my remark, but the young lady standing next to me LOL'd and said "you sumthin else arent you?""I'm a diamond in the rough." I was just talkin the first bit of shit that came to mind. There were more LULz as I left the gas station. Moral of this story. There is none. "Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out." © Mike McDonnell 2009